Punt--dating a lot but no one special
Fumble--Just got out of a relationship
Benchwarming (Put me in coach)--not dating anyone at the moment
1st and down--dating someone
That was a new thing for the day. I'm...punting and benchwarming?? I dunno. But my name's Mallory, I'm a Sociology major, I served in Rome, Italy, and I plink around on the mandolin.